Today I woke up still drunk and sort of sick feeling to the sound of roofers. I successfully fell back asleep after tricking my mind into interpreting the pounding hammers as techno beats... until they turned on the radio. The next thing you know I was up and feeling like shit with The Lion Sleeps Tonight blasting in from the outdoors. I walked ( Read more... )

It doesn't take much to put me in awe of modern technology. It's fucking scary to see whats going on, and to think of what things might be like when I'm 50. Errrgh. Actually, lets not even think about that. I had some drinks with my uncle and father last night was gifted some gadgetry such as a vacuum cleaner and nintendo ds. Sooo muuuch reaaading.

Facial hair thickening. Still a little patchy, but not bad. Have reached grizzly status. Travelin beard acquired. When I slept on the street a few nights ago I probably blended in with the homeless just fine, as they didnt bother to ask for change. Maybe I should start.

Winter gut not really achieved yet.

Facial hair thickening. Still patchy. Not yet grizzly ( Read more... )

OOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD. I forgot how fucking filling rice gets. I am stuffed. I wish it had been something awesome like stir fry, or fried rice. The best I could come up with is adding brown sugar, garam masala, and a little oil. oy vey. Hey wait a second... I thought I moved out of this house?

Every year, about this time of year, I tell myself it's time to stock up for winter and eat a lot more to acquire a winter gut. It's a daunting task, but this year I'm doubling up my efforts. I'm attempting to cultivate facial hair. So far the hair grows faster, but less uniform than the fat. I'll be sure to keep you all informed the whole way!